Car-fu, Exploding Heads, The Re-Naming Death

As we head into holiday/year-end break, I’m going to extend the vacation to my daily blog post rule. Will give this old diary a rest for a bit, and see if I can focus what remaining energy I have entirely on writing some new things. Before I take my short leave, I'm going to recount three hilarious little moments from the writers’ room just to have to look back on and laugh:

1) Car-Fu — our showrunner bumped on the idea of two “landers” (like low-flying vehicles) battling in the air in any way. He casually said, “nah, that’d be too much car-fu” to which all of us were like, “huh??” He then explained that his friend, who wrote some of the Fast & Furious movies, coined the term. Once you know the context it is kind of self-explanatory — vehicles executing tricky manuevers while battling each other… Too much car-fu!

2) The showrunner recounted a funny scene from a big production meeting he had with the network and the director/EP of the first couple episodes. This director is huge, really huge is all I’ll say. And when it came to the sequence where an android will explode some dude’s head the director said - “You know, I’ve seen a lot of exploding heads in my day. We’re going to do this one differently.” And when he said it, you believed him. The man has seen some exploding heads. So, what will come across on the screen will be unlike anything you’ve seen before, I assure you.

3) Last little lesson - the showrunner is staunch believer of the notion that if you are forced to rename your project then it will die. They tried to get him to rename this show and he refused, and here it is going (he reasons) while multiple shows and films of his apparently died in development after he renamed them. Another show that he actually made, he was forced to rename it right before it started shooting and apparently that killed it for him! Must be an omen…

Alrighty, well, happy holidays!

Snark Dark

Had a long conversation in the writers’ room yesterday about different TV brands and how they’re attempting to survive by asserting a particular taste. We decided that FX does indeed have a solidified style (even if their subparent company, FOX, couldn’t be more amorphous) — and that is, snark dark. It’s dark drama stuff, but it’s winking too. As our showrunner said, you care but you don’t care - you don’t laugh, but you smirk. It’s just self-aware enough to be cool rather than earnest. Quite an interesting brand to have established, but it seems to work amidst a sea of other options that aren’t so specific.

Roma - Industry Followup

I came across an interesting, albeit limited article in the NYT. I was drawn to it because I thought it would be a dive into this moment in cinema history when a film like Roma is subsumed by the streaming world. Instead, it ended up being more of a bio on Scott Stuber, the head of film at Netflix. It was interesting to learn his career path and philosophy, as well as how certain famous auteurs like Scorsese feel about Netflix (very positively, it seems). Stuber asserted that they had no qualms with theaters, but instead that they wanted to make sure people could access their films even if they couldn’t make it to theaters due to time or money constraints. That’s a nice idea, in theory, but I find it contradictory with the limited windows they give even their most cinematic films - to the point where it feels like he’s trying to equivocate while still cutting theaters out of the equation. Their big Sandra Bullock horror film Bird Box will be released in 4 theaters for a short window. Roma will only be in theaters for something like 3 weeks. It doesn’t give them much of a chance. And yet, people like Scorsese don’t seem to mind how or when their films are released as long as they get the budget to make the films the way they want to make them. It seems an odd disconnect, to jump at creating your dream movie when it won’t be show in a way that does it justice. I guess this is me self-discovering that I am a theater snob after all?

Industry in My Dreams

Well, it finally happened. This industry has cracked and slithered into my literal dreams. Last night, my subconscious brought me a scene: I’m entering a library and I picked up a book. As I read it, I was plunged into the world of those words — yet the words on the page occasionally flashed intermittently throughout the dream, like Buster Scruggs or something like. The dream within the dream, aka the film adaptation of the book, was something like an action thriller. A family vacation that goes awry when international covert political forces intersect the family (my family, it felt like). The sad and surreal thing was that the narration from the book, the text itself that flashed in and out, literally read like the author was pitching book to be adapted into a film. “This would make a great action sequence” or “They just barely made the plane. A wide shot would be good here.” It was absurd. And yet, the way that books are read by people within the industry - and probably by many more beyond it - isn’t that far from such a situation. People speed read to consume the minimum story and nothing else. Books aren’t necessarily meditative windows for internal exploration — they can be quick entertainment. Which is fine! But I guess I’ve been reading too much Deadline & Variety because the book-to-film adaptation stuff is starting to mess with my dreams.

To Name a Robot

Attempting to help out the writers on the show by coming up with the meaning behind the name of a robot character. I’m going to play it safe and not mention the robot’s actual acronym - but I have found this to be a great writing exercise so far. And here’s some robots I’ve come across for reference:

HAL 9000 ("Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic computer") from Space Odyssey

  • EDI ("Extreme Deep Invader") from Stealth

  • KITT ("Knight Industries Two Thousand") from Knight Rider

  • WALL-E ("Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth-Class") from WALL-E

  • EVE ("Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator") from WALL-E

  • HARLIE ("Human Analog Robot Life Input Equivalents") from When HARLIE Was One

  • S.A.M. ("Super Automated Machine") from Sesame Street

  • BEN ("Bio-Electronic Navigator") from Treasure Planet

  • H.E.R.B.I.E. ("Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics") from Fantastic Four

  • R.I.C. 2.0 ("Robotic Interactive Canine") from Power Rangers SPD

  • S.O.P.H.I.E. ("Series One Processor Hyper Intelligent Encriptor") from Power Rangers SPD

  • D.A.V.E. ("Digitally Advanced Villain Emulator") from Batman

  • SHROUD ("Synthetic Human, Radiation Output Determined") and SHOCK ("Synthetic Human Object, Casualty Kinematics") from the novel V. by Thomas Pynchon

  • CHOMPS ("Canine HOMe Protection System"), a robot dog from CHOMPS

  • Mr. R.I.N.G. ("Robomatic internalized Nerve Ganglia") from Kolchak: The Night Stalker